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While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
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The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: Where did the pirate keep his guns?
Q: What was the pirate’s favorite Elvis song?
Q: After the pirate ate the R–senic, how was he saved?
Q: Why did the pirate hate Captain Crook?
Q: Why did the pirate study opera?
Q: What state did the "Whitewater" pirates come from?
Q: How as the pirate conceived?
Q: What was the name of the pirate's parot? |
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