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While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
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The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: Why can't the pirate eat spicy foods?
Q: What kind of animal did the pirate have for a pet?
Q: Where was the pirate born?
Q: What was it about Crook that annoyed the pirate?
Q: Why did the pirate study opera?
Q: How did Crook get the pirate to eat the R–senic?
Q: What's the latest brilliant design by pirate costumer Marie Anne Chiment?
Q: Why did the pirate save up his coins? |
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