While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
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The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: Who was the pirate’s favorite Star Wars character?
Q: How as the pirate conceived?
Q: Why did the pirate have swollen joints?
Q: Where did the pirate find an R–dvark?
Q: Who was the pirate's favorite comedia character?
Q: Where does the pirate shop for a suit?
Q: What train does the Pirate take when he visits Flushing, Queens?
Q: In what branch of the R– my did the pirate serve? |