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![]() While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
Q: Why did the pirate join forces with Jason to seek the golden fleece?
Q: Why did the pirate want to go to the Middle East?
Q: Who was the pirate's favorite person in history?
Q: What do you do with a drunken pirate?
Q: What will the final battle that pits pirates against the world be called?
Q: Why did the pirate go to Yale?
Q: Who was the pirate’s favorite folk singer? |