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![]() While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: How did the pirate accompany himself on the guitar?
Q: What do pirates fear most in the sea?
Q: Why did the pirate study opera?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
Q: Where did the pirate keep his guns?
Q: Who was the pirate’s favorite Star Wars character?
Q: Why did the pirate want to go to the Middle East?
Q: Where did the pirate find an R–dvark? |