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![]() While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: Why did the pirate keep getting his feelings hurt?
Q: What's the pirates favorite stop on the N & W line to Queens?
Q: In what branch of the R– my did the pirate serve?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
Q: Why did the pirate run away?
Q: Why did the pirate become a pirate?
Q: Why did he shop there?
Q: Why did the pirate buy deodorant for his crew? |