While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
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The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: Where did the pirate go when he visited Eastern Europe?
Q: Which naked wet guy said "Eureka!" to the pirate?
Q: Why did the pirate run away?
Q: How did the pirate study the heavens?
Q: In what branch of the R– my did the pirate serve?
Q: What state did the "Whitewater" pirates come from?
Q: Why did the pirate study opera?
Q: Why did the pirate take a break after his journey? |