While visiting my family at Christmas, my six year-old nephew, Parker, asked me "How does a pirate go on vacation?" I had no idea, of course, but I was delighted to learn he did so "In an R-V!" Needless to say, we laughed ourselves silly, scowling like the scurvy scalliwags we were while stretching our "R-'s"in true pirate fashion. "Shiver me timbers, matey." AARRRRRRGH! |
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The following compendium is quite simply more of the same, so do enjoy. Also, if you have any pirate jokes of your own, be sure to click Contribute to share them.
Q: Why did the pirate become a pirate?
Q: Who is the pirate's favorite American author?
Q: Who was the pirate’s favorite television curmudgeon?
Q: How did Crook get the pirate to eat the R–senic?
Q: How did the pirate accompany himself on the guitar?
Q: What was the pirate’s favorite Christmas carol?
Q: Where did the pirate hide his boat?
Q: How as the pirate conceived? |